
Hinduism and Hindu mythology was something that fascinated me as soon as I arrived in India. Grand tales of gods and the divine seemed so far removed from the world they forged today – which is why I never expected to be pennyless, shoeless and nearly naked on an Indian beach, genuinely questioning whether one of these gods had muddied his divine hands in the life of lil’ ol’ me. It had really started in Goa. After having my only shoes mysteriously swallowed up by the sand (or the hands of a cunning opportunist) while swimming I’d resigned myself back to my bogan barefoot life – who needs shoes anyway? At least not in northern Goa, where rocking up to a beachside party bare foot and knotted hair fits you neatly into the foreign hippy boat. Even the knock-off Havianas I eventually bought kept wandering away from me: Left outside cafes and stores, quietly borrowed by friends and sometimes just disappearing and reappearing at the homes of other friends. So when I bid my final f...